izetize
to create a verb by improperly suffixing a noun with ‘-ize’ (or ‘-ise’ for european spelling). the method by which words such as ‘monetize’, ‘securitize’, and even ‘legalize’ are created. a practice generally frowned upon by linguists and geeks.
created as sort of a self-parody of this formation.
the ceo of the megacorp had the geeks enthralled until he started izetizing his nouns to get his power verbs.
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