izu
embodiment of pure blackness, they’re typically found in the depths of outer sp-ce, however, they’re sometimes seen as human incarnations on earth.
seeing one is very rare and if one is spotted it should be reported to authorities as soon as possible for the safety of your wallet.
jack: max, i think i just saw an izu walking down that street!
max: we have to tell the authorities right away!
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