J.A.P.

j.a.p.
jewish american princess; a b-tchy, spoiled, golddigging jewish female; raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving “jewish heritage.”)

a female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
bane to the existence of dating men. the key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.

references:
see www.jdate.com or refer to the “she put the jew in jewess jeans” cl-ssic sat-rday night live skit for examples.
“jdate is full of j.a.p.’s.”

“that girl is a total j.a.p.”

“what an f_ing j.a.p.!”
a chicago word (verb)
1.to yell or go off on someone.
man,they forgot to fix my car so i had to j-p on them.
a term used for people of j-panses decent, also used as a derogatory term during world war ii.
i killed 5 of them j-ps today
danm kamakazi j-ps
a chicago term for snapping on someone. it means to have a heated argument with another person.
man, i just j-pped on her.
don’t maake me j-p on you.
-disclaimer- this is a definition for a canadian j-p k thanks.

j-p= jewish american princess, but have now migrated into canada as well. they get whatever they want, and are insanely rich, spoiled, and b-tchy.

a j-p can be commonly be seen wearing:
-tna, american apparel, or juicy hoodies
-roots, lulu lemon, or tna sweatpants
-a tna or north face coat
-ugg boots
-moccasins and birkenstocks
-abercrombie&fitch
-american eagle, etc.
-a sh-tload of makeup
-straightened hair
-a messy bun, attempting to be fashionable.

luxuries:
-always at camp
-insane bat mitzvahs
-huge house (commonly found in forest hill, lawrence park, or lytton park)
-divorced parents with great connections
-huge cottages on lake muskoka or lake joseph

typical personalities:
-loud
-b-tchy
-outgoing
-flirty
-sl-tty

typical j-p names:
-emily
-rachel
-jamie
-mollie
-gabby
person a: omg did you hear about emily?

person b: no

person a: for her 13th birthday, she got a tiffany necklace, her 4th pair of uggs, an iphone, and $500!

person b: omg what a j-p!
jewish american princess: female of jewish origin
(1)that “women” is your typical j.a.p.(2)stop acting like a j-p (3)that j.a.p. would not stop complaining!(4) face it your the average j.a.p.
an insulting and racist method of refering to j-panese people of the empire of j-pan
stanton, you’re a j-p!

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