J-beaning


j-beaning is a s-xual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner’s body.
“man, dis girl was into some weird -ss sh-t, she had me j-beaning n errthang.”

“i was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until i encountered the b-ttered popcorn™. let’s just say i won’t be hearing from him again.”
j-beaning is a s-xual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner’s body.
“man, dis girl was into some weird -ss sh-t, she had me j-beaning n errthang.”

“i was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until i encountered the b-ttered popcorn™. let’s just say i won’t be hearing from him again.”

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