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• Jean Cretiened

  while eating sunflower seeds or similar, you drop your mouth as though you just had a stroke and spit the seeds out the side of your mouth at civilians inauspiciously “g-d d-mn it jon” “what?” “you just jean cretiened me and you know it!”

• Pandora Jerk

  while watching avatar, one must turn off all lights turn on black lights, have -ssociate throw glitter in air while masterbating with blue fleshlight. oh my god i was doing a mean pandora jerk when my mom walked in and threw glitter at me. i still have glitter in my eye from that pandora jerk […]

• Pangea-face

  someone whose features are scrunched in the center of their face, like unto the way that the continents once were cl-stered in the center of the world, surrounded by a broad swath of ocean. “did you see that pangea-face, trying to hit on my boyfriend?”

• teethy

  generally bad. painful, irritating, inconvenient or ineffective. from the terrible feeling you get when someone uses teeth during a bl-wj-b. my boss just told me i have to work this weekend. that’s pretty teethy.

• Teh lolz

  literally means “the ‘laugh out louds.’” basically a r-t-rded way of saying “the laughs.” comedians say jokes for the monies, but mainly for teh lolz.

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