J guy
a guy who’s name starts with a j (examples: josh, jordan, jacob etc.). by default, a j guy is an automatic red flag in the dating world. a j guy generally embodies particularly undesirable traits which may be undetectable at first. these traits include (and are not limited to) cheating, ignoring, narcissism, fear of commitment, pushy, and being a huge douche lord in general. all women should be highly wary when dealing with any type of j guy (proceed with caution).
“my boyfriend jake is being a huge jerk to me”
“it’s to be expected. he is a j guy after all.”
“ooooo id watch out for him, he’s a j guy…nothing good could come from that”
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