j-hart
a term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an -sshole to them always. a j-hart usually c-ckblocks himself but can’t even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! however, as much as a j-hart c-ckblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. when seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.
zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
zach: it really wasn’t
j-hart: whatever…wanna go to the gym with me?
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