J Mac

the coolest person in your group of friends. usually seen as the leader or “role-model” towards his other friends, although he is usually made fun of by his buds out in the open and in private and is fine with it, joining in with the rest of the pals.

the j-mac is usually the first person that catches another person’s eye when hanging out in a group.

the guy you would never call “gay” in your group of friends is usually the j-mac.

sometimes he is the reason people even hang out in a particular group anyways. the j-mac is like the glue that holds everything together.

sometimes considered the most liked person in the group.

not to be confused with an alpha-male who himself thinks he is a wolf or something, which is laughable because he sacrifices intelligence to feel superior than everyone else (which he is not until he gets a few bucks in his wallet).

the j-mac can have many different personalities. for instance, the biggest nerd in the nerd group could possibly be that j-mac.
“hey, so i know i’m kind of new to your group of friends so…” – bob
“dude, it’s cool, i’m the j-mac, i’ll get everyone else to like you” – steve
“cool, thanks!” – bob

-5 months later

“bob, p-ss the weed” – ralph
“k” – bob
– p-sses bong over
1. an act of r-t-rdedness
i.e. the act of being r-t-rded or imitating mental r-t-rdedness.

2. also, used in basketball when shooting six 3-pointers in a row.
1) “dude, when you ran into that door that was so j mac.”

2) “that kid just shot 5 3-pointers! one more and he’ll pull a j mac!”
when your last name begins with mc or mac and your first begins with a j to create jmac
guy#1 why do u call yourself jmac?
jmac: because my last name is mc or mac to create mac and my first name begins with j

yo jmac wat up man.
a dangerous stage of drunk, beyond blackout drunk
i had the sh-ttiest day at work- i just wanna go get jmac drunk tonight.
short word for tha f-cking hot singer jesse mccartney
i love jmac!

i want you and your beautiful soul..
in reference to jason mcelwain the autistic basketball player from greece, new york who was the ball boy on the team because he never made any baskets,he was put into the basketball game in the last few minutes and proceeded to completely miss the first basket, then score 20 points with 6 three point shots in a row. this phrase is used when some one does something especially stupid, “j-mac moment,” or when you are attempting to make a basket and miss and then try again and make it.

j-mac now has an movie and book deal, with disney. the local mcdonalds also served j-mac’s, not big macs for a few days. his catch phrase is “i’m hot as a pistol!”
george: should i put ice in the iced tea?
bonnie: of course!
george: sorry, j-mac moment!

bill: (throws a paper towel away and misses, then tries again and makes it.)
nancy: j-mac!
zoning out in cl-ss and getting a odd downsindrom autistic look on your face
teacher:jeff please answer the question.. jeff wake up
jeff:sorry i was j-macing
a shortened nickname for senator john mccain.
influenced by the recent trend for abbreviating celebrity names by using the first letter of the celeb’s first name, with the first syllable of the celeb’s last name (ie, jennifer lopez=jlo)
pat: did you hear john mccain’s running for pres?

ray: good luck with that, jmac.

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