J Mart

the ghetto indoor flea market where you can buy anything fom cell phones to choppas for the cheap. located in pine hills “choppa city”, florida
just got me a fresh white tee and a dime bag at j mart.
1. j-mart is what most people -ssume to be a fictional knock off of k-mart in the well known show south park. in reality, and i don’t think south park’s creators knew this, j-mart is an actual store located in and around orlando, fl. yes i’m f-cking serious, it was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life, google it. right now.

j-mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: hood rats, brothers, suckas, sk-nks, tricks, marks, sk-nk -ss tricks, trick -ss sk-nks, mark -ss tricks,trick -ss marks, mark -ss sk-nks, mark -ss marks, pimps, hoes, jits, crack heads, crack wh-r-s, scalawags, wiggers, white trash, mexicans, cubans, puerto ricans, colombians, guatemalans, dominicans, haitians, brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.

j-mart could most effectively be described as: your local hood -ss grocery store. it is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.

2. the knock off of k-mart depicted in the show south park.
mark -ss mark: “ay cuh, i’m bout to rob tha j-mart, you wanna ride?”
sucka: “sh-t n-gg-, i’m always down.”

jit: “hey, sucka! i got me a g.o.b. at the j-mart!”

brett: “omg, is that seriously a f-cking j-mart?!”
silvano: (in a very nonchalant manner) “yeah dude, i told you we have those down here. it’s pretty sweet. i’ve always wanted to go but my dad would never take me.”
in the tv show south park, j-mart is a parody of kmart where all of the poor kids have to shop for clothes. token williams, the rich black kid from south park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
cartman had to shop at the south park j-mart because his mother is a crackwh-r- and doesn’t make much money.