j-mats
“j-mats” or “j-ck–ff materials” refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. common misconceptions include films such as cruel intentions and into the blue. s-x is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real j-mats to finish the task. any movie jessica alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. true thespians that indulge in j-mat media include angelina jolie, shannon tweed, sharon stone, and anna paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).
“have you seen diane lane in unfaithful? pretty good j-mats…”
“angelina jolie has fallen off. she needs to make more j-mats.”
“amanda seyfried’s new movie looks like it might have some j-mats”
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