J.P. Gertums


when a man forces a women to give him oral s-x, and then lays her out on the floor and -j-c-l-t-s all over her body.

also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.
“b-tch get on the floor” “okay!” “ohh yeah, you just got j.p. gerted”

“this test is so easy.” “it’s not as easy as your mom” a verbal j.p. gertums…

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    just saying it aloud. as straight forward as it can be. often used in written communication, such as forums, irc, ims etc. often follows a somewhat bold or provocative statement. johnny, your p-n-s is really tiny. jsia!

  • Jue2

    is usually a talented musician-usually a rapper- that flies under the radar to most people. while seeing some successes a jue2 is an underground musician that doesn’t have the connections to make it big. a jue2 will never give up though. you’re really good! you’re such a jue2

  • Jumboobs

    this is used to describe br–sts that are bigger than large, they are jumbo, it’s an amalgamation of the word jumbo and b–bs my god look at those jumb–bs! they are huge. they look like two zeppelins in a race

  • Jumbo Tiger

    someone who hits a jumbo bucket of b-lls at the range then thinks he is tiger woods. chilli went to the dome and hit a jumbo bucket last night. this guy is definitely a jumbo tiger.

  • Jump this bitch

    to leave. bail. ‘this place is h-lla boring.’ ‘yeah, let’s jump this b-tch.’


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