J-Pubes
the long unkempt pubic hair of j-panese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
when they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of j-p-b-s, similar to that of a ticker tape parade.
since j-p-b-s are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the swiffer cloth.
i threw a party last night for my j-panese students and spent a half hour swiffering j-p-b-s out of my downstairs bathroom.
man, i was eating out sachiko but i kept having to hack up her j-p-b-s.
man, did you see that guy’s j-p-b-s? he could be a member of zz top.
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