j walk

to cross the road in an illegal manner.
“the cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there.”
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an upgrade. refers to how panic at the disco got so much better after they replaced brent with jwalk.
“dude, i got some really sh-tty seats.”

“for $10 bucks you can jwalk ’em to front row center.”

“seriously? sh-t, jwalk me then!”
the nickname given to panic! at the disco b-ssist jon walker. first letter of first name and first part of his last.
jwalk is so much better than brent.
to cross the road without looking both ways. usually 3rd to 4th graders do it cause they think its so cool. white people trying to be gangsta j walk too.
“get off the road d-mn j walker!”
a) noun: a delicious mixed drink consisting of ice, uv blue, and soda.
b) verb: when playing slap cup members of the game single out a somewhat unskilled player. they then proceed to coordinate their moves in a manner that forces the single unskilled player to chug copious amounts of alcohol in a short period of time.
a) (one freshman girl to another) “i don’t normally like the taste of alcohol, but this j-walk is delicious. it gets me drunk, and tastes like popsicle!”

b)(one slap cup player to another) “bro, you just chugged 6 beers and a mixed drink in ten minutes. you got so j-walked!!”
“this girl sucks at slap cup. let’s j-walk her. she will get so drunk”
the act of smoking a j while walking. usually occurring with the lack of a spot to perform prior mentioned acts.
james: i cant find a spot to smoke this joint sonn

paul: i got an idea. on our way to pats house we can just j-walk

james: thats a good idea it’ll save us plenty of time braa
when a friend leaves with the last joint with out smoking it with you guys.
alex: dude, where’s the last joint?
neal: erick just jwalked out of the room with it.
alex: erick needs to stop pulling the “j walk”.