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• jesus space

  that awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other’s. girls will usually do this. when very beautiful girls hug me, or use their m-ssive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they’re making jesus sp-ce.

• coming to port

  the act of molesting a homeless person while they are incapable of protecting them selves. this was the common practice of sailors after ww2. did you hear that josh is in prison? for what? he was coming to port…..

• jether

  remedial(r-t-rded)>>dumb and funny i just told my friend this joke..and he was like haha…and i was like yea..and he was like man..”you dumb and funny.”

• onlone

  to be online without interacting with other internet user (chatting or walling). i’m just searching sources for my -ssignment. no facebook, no twitter, no msn. i’m onlone. to be online while all your messenger contacts are offline yesterday evening i wanted to show my new blog entry to everyone, but i was onlone.

• On the same banana peel

  1. on the same page 2. being bad at mario kart person 1: hey, that guy is kind of a tool right? person 2: yeah man, we’re on the same banana peel

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