J12
a ministry based on the “seven words of jesus” at twelve years old… “i must be about my father’s business.” j12, or jesus |at| twelve, focues on inspiring kids from 8-12 years of age to have the same att-tude of jesus. j12’s motto is “reaching a generation before they need to be rescued.”
are you going to the next j12 encounter?
a man typically from texas who is very well endowed. the p-n-s tends to be 12 inches long, if not larger! most men who can be called a “j12” tend to get quite faint when erect due to the p-n-s stealing most of the bodies blood. more fortunately though, a j12 is always a hit with the ladies.
girl 1: wow i had s-x with shane last night, who’d of known he was a j12. .
girl 2: really? was it good?
girl 1: it was m-ssive! but he fainted in the middle.
girl 2: oh shame, at least you got some decent c-ck though.
car b-st-rd that lives in maine
j12 loves the c-ck
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