Jabba the Hutt
jabba desilijic tiure, or simply jabba the hutt. jabba is of the hutt race and like most of his species, a gangster. hutts are a large slug-like race with thick leathery skin, human-like arms, large black cat-like eyes, and a wide mouth. a hutt may weigh in excess of several tons. the species are hermaphrodites and reproduce by fission. they speak huttese, a language reminiscent of quechua.
jabba the hutt is a fictional character created by george lucas for the epic movie series star wars.
if you can say more than 20 words about jabba the hutt you are a nerd.
“jabba the hutt is very fat”
incredibly fat person. i.e. my mom.
holy cr-p, chuckie’s mom is jabba the hutt!!!
1)original star wars charter known for being incredibly fat and quite ugly
2)a really huge and fat b-tch you bring back to your place after heavy drinking
1)hey man that one guy from star wars jabba the hutt is one ulgy m-th- f-cker
2)jerry: hey look at phil, he is bringing jabba the hutt back to our place. man is he going to regret this in the morning
john: hey man don’t blame him he is too hammered to know what he is doing
being slow in everything you do, almost slug-like; hence the refernce to the alien slug from star wars.
and refer to movement speed or general sloth like behaviour.
impressions of jabba can be done whilst in their presence to keep the joke on the low.
a- where’s james gone?
b- he’ll be a while, he’s jabba the hutt.
…5 minutes later…
a- here he comes
b- ha jo delo hum ti hada jedi sc-m.
in a room containing many people, where there is one person on a sofa, or similarly large piece of furniture, and somehow is taking up the entire sp-ce, someone who is not sitting on said sofa announces “jabba the hutt!” and everyone in the room piles on top of the person taking up the sofa. everyone then continuously states “it’s all about the unity” until the jabba the hutt ends.
called such because it looks like a large pile of fat rolls from an outsider’s perspective, or like jabba the hutt.
me: “man, that douchebag mark is taking up the entire sofa… hmm… jabba the hutt on mark everyone!”
mark: “oh god the humanity”
all: “it’s all about the unity.”
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