jaboobly


otherwise known as ‘the sh-t showers’, and being p-ss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.
‘mr. lumpy, i can’t make it to work today. i just had a case of the jab–blies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.’

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