Jaccob
rightfully pr-nounced “jack-cub”, this name is acredited to those unfortunate babies that were originally meant to be a “jacob”, but their mom was so drugged after giving birth that she couldn’t spell their name right.
tori: “what the f-ck jaccob?!”
jacob: “(sad face) what’d i do?”
tori: “i’m not talking to you, you curly headed freak.”
(-runs away crying-)
(-single distant gunshot-)
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