Jack-and-the-beanstalked
the subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. it occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top “night at the roxbury” moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the f-ck just happened.
this happened to me last night at a dance club and i immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that c-ckblocks me.
“dude last night i was doing the watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker ‘jack-and-the-beanstalked’ me.”
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