Jack B. Johnson


the current county executive of prince george county, maryland. a crooked -ss politician that allow the school system to go to sh-t and crime reach a all time high. his reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had jesse jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. his nickname is mush mouth. this idiots theme for the county is “livable communities” which is bullsh-t because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.
jack b. johnson is so f-cked up it makes a brother want to vote republican.

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