Jack Bevan
it is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. however, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. if you see him in the wilds of newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.
omg if you run any slower you will look like jack bevan
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