Jack Churchill
a soldier of epic proportions in ww2. the english chuck norris. once captured 42 german soldiers with help from only one fellow soldier. was fond of his longbow, and actually killed axis soldiers with it.
“any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed”. – jack churchill
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