jack handey


pejorative moniker for people who endlessly post “inspirational quotes” on social media because they are unable to hatch an original thought. “jack handey” is a character played on sat-rday night live by al franken t-tled “jack handey deep thoughts”.
my facebook timeline is littered with unwanted quotes shared to me by {jack handey}

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