jack kelley
(n) former reporter for usa today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. claimed bin laden was using ebay to send secret messages.
(v) to tell outrageous lies with a straight face.
don’t jack kelley me. you did not just stop a bank robbery.
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