jack-o-lantern
the spirit of halloween. has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. sometimes known simply as “jack”
it is said that a man had the b-lls to play a prank on a queen. therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. he then asked death for eternal life and in exchange, death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
guy1: “hey do you know the spirit of halloween?”
guy1: “oh, you mean jack?”
when a man tapes a flashlight to his p-n-s well he is recieving a bl-w j-b and the light shines through the girl’s cheeks
i gave my girl a good jack o lantern last night.
inserting a flash light into a girls v-g-n- while it is turned on.
the lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern
when you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your p-n-s and take the shavings put them in a girls v-g-n- and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
ah dude me and her jack o’ lanterned with her so hard!
carved pumpkins made on the holiday of halloween.
i made a super scary jack-o-lantern this year.
an exquist-te way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. many have elaborate designs. they bring wonder and fright to all who view them.
scary pumpkin…scary pumpkin….scary pumpkin……….funny pumpkin….jack-o-lantern
the act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans -n-s.
person a: so, i heard that alfredo and chris did a jack-o-lantern last night.
person b: really? ouch. how’d he handle it?
person a: yeah, chris couldn’t sit right all day today. he kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
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