Jack Of All Characters
a person of many characters and / or personalities. a very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. you will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of name that character!
“how exciting.. who is cynthia daniele today!? a minister!?”
“nope, guess again!”
“a sunday school teacher!?” “jay leno because of your huge chin!?”
“no -sshole! i am a sailor because i swear like one!”
“mrs. daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. especially in front of the children. who raised you.. a pack of wolves? clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here.”
“you’re a bunch of b-tches.. ha!”
-children crying-
“oh, they just need a good -ss whooping! f–kers!”
-mrs. daniele escorted out-
cynthia daniele jack of all characters
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