Jack Off
stimulating your p-n-s with your hand to cause -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n. male masturbation.
brian had the blue b-lls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
to m-st-rb-t-.
can also be used to unexpectedly shock people.
grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she p-ssed out, had a m-ssive heart attack and died.
to play with your d-ck until you c-m.
i had to jack off, because i had the m-ssive blue b-lls.
to look and p-rn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at p-rn on internet or computer), grip your p-n-s, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your p-n-s.
spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, m-st-rb-t-, w-nk off, whack off, etc.
too m-st-rb-t-, to stroke your p-n-s until it -j-c-l-t-s
dude, im so h-rny, im gonna go home and jack off to some p-rn
1. to m-st-rb-t-, as in a male.
2. a stupid male (usually “jack-off”).
1. i’m h-rny. i’m going to go jack off.
2. you r-t-rd, don’t be such a jack-off
male masturbation; a man rapidly and repeatedly rubs his hand up and down his d-ck until he hits -rg-sm.
done when h-rny, when p-rn is plentiful, or to get rid of a b-n-r in cl-ss.
jason had a huge b-n-r in science cl-ss, so he ran to the bathroom. but there were a whole bunch of other kids with their pants and boxers around their ankles and their d-cks in their hands, masturbating furiously.
there were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. there was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. they all groaned as they shot their loads across the room.
“it’s a jack off epidemic!” jason stood wide-eyed as his d-ck stretched hard against the fabric. he quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway.
more guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. he felt three d-cks strain against his back.
he felt his d-ck grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his -ss.
then he woke up. he looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.
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