jack off season
the period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady p-ssy was readily available. this refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the p-ssy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.
this is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
“dude, i am about to break up with that c-nt; i gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season.”
“that sucks!”
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