jack peevers
insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. he does however have an incredibly m-ssive c-ck, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. if burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of jack peevers anywhere near them.
“oh my god! i just got the hardest pounding ever by jack peevers!! i won’t be able to walk properly for months!”
“woah, do you see that?! he’s wearing four pairs of jeans but i can still see jack’s m-ssive c-ck imprint!”
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