jack russell
jack russell is a crazy small breed of the gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
in the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
human 1: he’s running like a jack russell.
human 2: see? he got tired, a jack russell will never get tired.
or:
labrador: the f-ck, why are you running in cyrcles?
jack russell: i love you.
a very hyper dog that can also be your best friend in the world!
boy, that jack russell sure does love humpin thangs! i had to rip him off the neighbors cat eairlier!
the most hyper annoying crazy dogs in the world. well sometimes lol they are very fast . sometimes they can be the funnyest dogs ever . but also ur best bud 🙂
simon, harley, jessey, pepper, jack russell
an annoying little breed of dog created by a english parson (similar to a minister or priest) named jack russell in the mid-1800’s. the dogs are hyper and do not settle down until 7 or 8 years old. they are fearless but reckless and usually die unnatural deaths (ie. runover by cars, shot, beaten by bigger dogs or bears) due to their inability to stop being annoying. usually, dumb-ss owner’s name their own dog “jack” or “russell” or if female, “jackie”. this is annoying too and should be greatly discouraged!
that b-st-rd of a neighbor’s jack russell won’t stop chasing my cat!
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