jack the slurp
when a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
i really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so i had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
Read Also:
- jablonskied
in hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process. i just jablonskied that kid.
- clonch
n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man’s -n-s to his b-lls. unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch. i rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a m-f-. 1. of more than average size, quant-ty, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or cl-ss; […]
- Clonosexual
to have s-x with ones clone. ben: i wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had s-x with one another? sido-dyas: yeah that would make them a bunch of clonos-xuals.
- clopening
when a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning. will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening. the term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job. if you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you […]
- close-stander
one who violates the personal sp-ce of another by standing too close. ugh! i hate close-standers. i could feel the heat coming off his b-lls.