jackanory
story, a britishism formed in the tradition of c-ckney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids’ tv show by that name (featuring a different story every day)
what’s the jackanory? (i.e. what happened? what’s going on?)
“okey- dokey”, everything is fine but not perfect it good be better
“he’s got morning glory and lifes a different story
everythings going jackanory” -blur “country house”
one who feels obliged to talk copious amounts of verbal diarrhoea.
this is what a jackanory might say “this morning i woke up then ate my breakfast which consisted of bacon, eggs, sausages………..then i left the house and missed my train, the next train was cancelled, the next train was full and……….”
c-ckney rhyming slang for “whats the story”. the word comes from the t-tle of a long-running bbc children’s television series that was designed to stimulate an interest in reading.
bloke a: “whats the jackanory?”
bloke b: “f-ck all mate”
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