JackBaldy
a notorious s-xual position. while playing a a computer game the man receives oral s-x from a woman while he scores the highest k/d in the match
“hey jake, last night i got a sweet jackbaldy from a girl i picked up at the bar!”
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can be a c-nt, but the king of rolling. i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants. jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok? jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling. jack: twos!!!! jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually […]
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