Jackbarakatitus
a mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around jack barbakat. in some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.
symptoms may include:
– addiction to masturbating to jack barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
– spending all of your life’s saving on jagk merch
– skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with jack barakat
– continually making d-ck jokes/dirty jokes to be more like jack barakat
– listening to jack barakat’s laugh on tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
– dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like jack barakat
– always wearing jagk merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
– stalking jack barakat’s twitter all day
– re-tweeting jack barakat’s tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
– fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having s-xual intercourse with jack barakat
– planning ways to find jack barakat’s exact where-about’s (and kidnap him and keeping him in your bas-m-nt; some people added)
– obsessing over jack barakat’s hairy legs/adam’s apple
– staring at pictures of jack barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
– taking note of all of jack barakat’s tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
if you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. jackbarakat-tus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. it can happen to anyone…even bunnies…
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