Jackerbating
hardcore, wrist tiring, c-ck swelling jacking off to the extreme.
hey man, sorry i can’t go out tonight. why? well, i can’t walk… well it’s because i’ve been jackerbating since tuesday and my c-ck is chaffed and b-lls are swollen.
the act of masturbating to jack bauer
yesterday i walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again
to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to m-st-rb-t- with lots of force
brandon penton was jackerbating with his friend owen str-ssner; and brandon penton j-zzed on owen’s cabinents.
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