Jackie Offy
a cute way of explaining masturbation or” jacking off” to children during that the talk that every parent dreads, the talk about s-x and junk.
alan’s dad: alan, when a man lacks a s-xual partner the man will do something called “jackie offy” to relieve himself of thinking about s-x all day.
alan: dad! i know what jacking off is, i’m 27 years old jeez. i do it all the time. and the scientific term is “self induced -j-c-l-t–n”.
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