jackin’ the box

someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside
i meet this chick, but she turned out to be a jack in the box. beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then bam!! her crazy popped out!
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female masturbation.
my mom can’t make it to church today because they’re showing a marathon of b.j. and the bear reruns on tv. she’s gonna be inside jackin’ the box to greg evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta tw-t juice.

that crazy b-tch needs to take herself some xanaps. have you ever heard of such f-cktardation in your life? oh excuse me…i just performed a manual release. better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an -n-l apparition.
a name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.

when the timing is perfect and she gets h-t in the face with your sperm before she even touches you – she received a jack in the box.
dave: “dude that girl i left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box”
steve: ” really in the grill?”
dave: “you know it”
when your f-cking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.
yo man this b-tch gave me the kangaroo so i got her with a jack in the box.
a fine fast food restaurant with a large variety of burgers, unique fries, as well as many other unique edibles. they don’t make it til you order it.
let’s go eat at jack in the box!
term used to describe someone you once dated, who unlike you, cannot let go. so they “pop-up” randomly in places they know you frequent as such: your favorite book store, the park where you go jogging, the mid-night movie at the theater near your house – even though they live at least an hour away.

an individual demonstrating jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a stalker or a full blown psychopath if not confronted with the jack-in-the-box behavior.
smitty and jane break-up. smitty, in a fit of anguish tells jane he is leaving the country and never coming back.

later that week….

jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there smitty is running toward her with a sh-t eating grin…”oh jane! i wasn’t expecting to see you here!?!?” smitty has pulled a cl-ssic jack-in-the-box.
a femal version for jackin’ the beanstalk} meaning m-st-rb-t–n. the term originated in south jersey.
whats wrong with you? i walked in on my sister while she was jackin’ the box. thats hot.
what you would use to describe a jack-ss if your grandmother was present and you cared about her ears.
-this guy’s a total jackinthebox, he left his gf for his gf’s bff and now they’re cushin’ it.