jacking race
jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embar-ssment, and humility.
johnny is jacking off and realizes mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. he must finish and we now have a jacking race.
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