jackoff hands


the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and d-ck.
eli: whats up dude
-hand shake-
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like sh-t
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: j-ck-ff hands!!

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