jackoff sock
a sock for which the male humanoid -j-c-l-t-s into when masturbating
when the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my j-ck-ff sock cuz’ i forgot to hide it.
a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing s-xual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it
dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen’s -ss. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven’t even done anything. she’s just the designated j-ck–ff sock.
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