Jacksonville, FL
ever watch the show “my name is earl”? well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in america. a nascar lover’s utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the doc-mentary “murder on a sunday morning” to know i’m not lying), and people with unforking family trees.
jacksonville city government is controlled by a church/cult/hypocrisy center that keeps jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label florida cities.
full of fat chicks with supermodel att-tudes. every, and buddy, i mean e-v-e-r-y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. the favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. the general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it’s the hottest city in florida (snicker).
kkk membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. they have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
in summary, jacksonville, florida is the only city that a category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
jacksonville, fl is a whole city populated by “earl’s” brother.
Read Also:
- ambivilous
the condition of not caring that what one is saying is irrelevant and baseless as an ambivilous intoxicated crown room veteran, i was unimpressed when the delta airlines check-in clown handed me a stack of free drink coupons.
- Jonray
a guy who, no matter what you do for him or how much you care about him, will always fall for someone else, usually right in front of you. that guy is such a jonray, but i can’t help falling for him.
- amcik
c-nt ie. p-ssy (turkish) amcik
- Josh Allen
the most amazing guy in the world the one who no one can see threw. he makes everyday of your life better . he is s-xy, beautiful, cute, and everything you can imagin and he looks good no matter what, if your not with him you can’t help but miss him. he is the most […]
- PLMP
positive like minded people, a suburban movement no rules, no dues, no agenda. dude, are you goin to plmp this thursday? im an a plmp meeting right now!!! –can also be used as a verb– go plmp ur self!