jacksterpiece
1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be s-xually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.
2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to -rg-sm; a fake v-g-n-
1.) “i was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. my wrist still hurts!”
2.) “alright, well, i’m gonna stop off at the s-x toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. i totally ripped my last one.”
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