Jackyl
1. american heavy metal band
jackyl is an american heavy metal band that got recognition when it released its self-t-tled debut alb-m in 1992. the alb-m sold more than a million copies to be certified platinum by the riaa.
jackyl’s most popular songs are:
“kill the sunshine”
“down on me”
“i stand alone”
and notoriously “lumberjack” and all other tracks
perosn a: hey man, what’cha listening to?
jackyl fan: jackyl
person a: can i hear some?
jackyl fan: sure
person a: are they using a chainsaw?
jackyl fan: yes, tonight i’m gonna go see them
the man equivelent to a “cougar”! older men who flock around bars preying on younger women! typically found in strip clubs, bikini bars or clubs.
an old guy walks in a bikini bar. he immediately walks up to the young bartender and tries to put the moves on her. the dude doesn’t realize he is 3 times her age and she just wants his cash. the jackyl is gonna get play by her.
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