jacob standen
a man child and lover of all things marvel. able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.
“what’s he watching?”
“him? that’s jacob standen”
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