Jacob syndrome
a condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. when he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being ‘just friends’ and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. there is no cure for jacob syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.
joe: olivia, i love you, and i always have.
olivia: but joe, i just want to be friends. can’t you understand?
joe: f-cking jacob syndrome.
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