Jacob told me to say it
a phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. the blame is then shifted upon jacob. the call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.
“dude, that joke sucked!”
“yeah, jacob told me to say it.”
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