Jacob Upton
a self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk sh-t about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. if you confront a jacob upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and p-ssy out of some kind of a conflict.
look, dad! is that a jacob upton?
yes, son. you should avoid him.
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