jacobonium
1: a little know element resembling scandium, but with more impact to baseball ratio per square inch.
2: discovered by dirk jacobine in the late 1900’s, jacobonium is used in baseball bats, golf clubs, and stripper poles around the world.
3: can be used as an adverb, commonly abbreviated as “jacked”
1: “alex, can you grab me some more jacobonium, i need to make this bat longer and lighter then any other bat in senior league history”
2: fan1: “he just jacked that one outta here” fan2: “no, it’s too high” fan1: “too high?”…
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