jacuzzi mcdoogle
a girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).
the man places his b-lls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. she then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man’s b-lls inside said holy grail.
always go 2% milk. on holidays use eggnog.
girl: -blows into staws-
guy #1: ouuuuggaahwwwwwww yes.
–the next day–
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
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