jade penis
‘jade p-n-s’ is a common autocorrect f-ck-up when attempting to say ‘jalapenos’ for example: ‘what toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?’ ‘oh, pepperoni, capsic-m and jade p-n-s’ o_o
i lurve jade p-n-s on my pizza – om nom nom.
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